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PEARS!!! by BirdSomething, literature

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PEARS!!!

*Mark BirdSomething after his three hour afternoon nap* do dodo dodo *checks Deviantart for first time in a blue moon* do dodo dodo--do? *sees a giant pear has taken over Deviantart* "A pear? A giant pear with man teeth?" ...well okay *checks the pear's description. ...And gasps--and almost chokes on his birdseed and blueberry fries* "that eats birds?" Wait what? ...WAIT WHAT *reads sanctimonious description again. Left eye starts glowing Topaz orange* WAIT WHAT?! HOW DARE THEY?! *takes up an imagery sword and shield. Left eye fully aglow now--right too, which is an angry shade of purple-blue. A mashup of Megalomania and Battle Against a True

Inquisitor Chronicles Christmas Special by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicles Christmas Special

It was the day of Christmas in the old gothic mansion. Lana and Selena were curled up around an open fireplace in the lounge room. Lana was sitting right up close to the warm and inviting flame while Selena sat in an armchair reading a novel, sipping from a glass of Pinot Noir chardonnay. They were quite comfortable, and quite calm on the evening, although something was itching away at Lana's mind. She was biting her nails, while staring into the fire longingly, almost like she was missing something. Eventually the sound of nails being munched upon caught Selena's ear, and her eyes darted over to Lana. She sighed, smiled, and closed her book

Horrific Adventures 1: Youtube Video by BirdSomething, literature

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Horrific Adventures 1: Youtube Video

It was night. A night perfect for creepypastas you might say. A neat organised room in an otherwise cluttered house was cast in almost complete and utter darkness. There were no lights, only a blue screen. A blue screen of a buggy computer. And a skinny adolescent. He was perched at his desk, his eyes drifting between his bed, his closet, and his malfunctioning/stalling laptop. His face drooped with boredom and a side of frustration, as his quest for his mother’s email server had still proven fruitless...after three hours. His mind deliberated over whether or not he should just give it up and go to sleep. He adjusted his glasses over

The System by BirdSomething, literature

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The System

It was day 4591, term 29.9 of the System’s regime. Day 4591, of a monstrous, bleak, and gray city, which stood far and wide, encapsulated by a seemingly infinite electrifying barrier. Gray buildings towered into the polluted skies, where hovering monochrome ships and freight trains flew past, single-mindedly travelling into the far horizon as if controlled by a far-off power. Down on the ground one may had been able to find packs upon packs of people strolling by, talking casually, fumbling on primitive cellular devices they naively called ‘smartphones’ as they journeyed towards something fun…or some menial office job.

The Wretchedness by BirdSomething, literature

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The Wretchedness

Smoggy winds wafted about, singed with the stench of a thousand deaths. Withered paper strands billowed in the smoky air, pirouetting and loop-the-looping in a sort of cryptic and fantastical dance. Faded ink headlines barely legible enough to discern from the shrivelled up paper yet alone make out also danced along. Trees were scattered around in the outlines of what once seemed to be a bustling suburban town, one of the few reminders of the past, the time before the unspeakable occurred. However, even these reminders of the grip Mother Earth had on her once fertile land could not escape the tragedy and the bloodshed that had befallen the Ea

The Scientist by BirdSomething, literature

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The Scientist

Monochrome, monochrome, monochrome. Monochrome. That was the scientist’s word of the day. The word of the century in fact. And the word plastered all over his papers, all over his results like a disgusting leech. That was all he was getting. Every single day. Every single week. Every single eternity. And it was driving him batty. He looked around in his respectable laboratory, his labyrinth of gray, and couldn’t help but smile. All around him remnants of his exploits, his endeavours, his history, the very core of his existence, scattered. Some on the walls. Some on his racks. Some on his bookshelves, which offered a sense of ord

Inquisitor Chronicle Crossovers: Steven Universe by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicle Crossovers: Steven Universe

It was pitch-black. Save for the odd wall-light brightening select corners of the hallway. And an unusually purplish light emanating from the study. In this little study, almost enveloped in the same darkness as almost everywhere else, a faint light shone, illuminating a wide wooden desk, and Selena. She was bent down in a leather chair towards the desk, working during the ungodly part of the night where everyone else would be asleep, or at the very least trying to fall asleep. Slender hands worked away at paper, their celestial owner poising her tongue as her pencils doodled randomness. And randomness. And more and more randomness. As time w

Inquisitor Chronicle Bits 1: Pokemon Go by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicle Bits 1: Pokemon Go

Lana was entirely absorbed in her phone. She stood against the wall, middle of the hallway, a rosewood table perched right next to her, eyes focused entirely on its illuminating screen. She twiddled away at her phone, thumbs flicking across the plastic, screen flashing as the trademark Pokemon Go tune reverberated in the air. A clefairy was on the screen, flip-flopping into the air, just DARING her to catch her. She threw a pokeball. Her lips tensed. Clefairy got out. She threw another one. Clefairy got out again, taunting her with her adorable grin and “innocent” eyes. So adorable she was actually kind of annoying her. She thr

Inquisitor Chronicles Chapter 5 by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicles Chapter 5

‘I want to fight.’ Selena stopped eating, and just stared at Lana. Why? Just why? It was bright morning. Sunlight shone through stain-glass windows. They were in the kitchen, seated on high stools, about to finish off yesterday’s leftovers…what was left of them anyway. And up to that point, they were without sound, just eating away, silent yet comfortable. Like a family. And Lana just had to go and say those magic words. …Selena flinched at the very mention of it. And dropped her silver fork. ‘…Beg pardon?’ Almost as if she was “begging” to hear those words, Lana shot into her e

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PEARS!!! by BirdSomething, literature

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PEARS!!!

Inquisitor Chronicles Christmas Special by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicles Christmas Special

Horrific Adventures 1: Youtube Video by BirdSomething, literature

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Horrific Adventures 1: Youtube Video

The System by BirdSomething, literature

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The System

The Wretchedness by BirdSomething, literature

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The Wretchedness

The Scientist by BirdSomething, literature

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The Scientist

Inquisitor Chronicle Crossovers: Steven Universe by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicle Crossovers: Steven Universe

Inquisitor Chronicle Bits 1: Pokemon Go by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicle Bits 1: Pokemon Go

Inquisitor Chronicles Chapter 5 by BirdSomething, literature

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Inquisitor Chronicles Chapter 5

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Self Doubt-1am rambling by xiximagicramen, journal

Self Doubt-1am rambling

Jan 21, 2019

our brains have a nasty way of telling us we aren't good enough don't they? that somehow, all the bad things that have happened in out life is our fault? here's a newsflash guys, bad stuff in life just happens, it isn't your fault. But what is your fault, is if you choose to let the bad things destroy you. recently one of my friends online has been talking bad about herself, and it got me thinking. Why on earth do we do this? we would never downplay or attack our friends verbally, call out their weakness' and claim that it's their fault, so why do we do that to ourselves? Here's the thing, i'm not going to claim that i am the perfect girl of

I was on the radio by xiximagicramen, journal

HEY LOOKIT, I DID A THING by xiximagicramen, journal

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Artist // Student // Literature

June 9
Australia
Deviant for 8 years
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Birthday '16: Celebrated DeviantArt's Sweet Sixteen

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Just an owl who likes to write, and who likes to share what he happens to come up with, with other people. Feel free to come by. Go on now. You'll be sure to have a blast!

Currently I'm working on what you would consider a pretty big project. A series, novel-that kind of thing. It's called Inquisitor Chronicles. The story of a girl with pink hair who rocks up at some katana-wielding woman's doorstep...and proceeds to be barbecued by lighting. And then comes back to life. And then gets caught up in something much MUCH bigger than herself. Intrigued? Then check it out. You'll be sure to love it.

I also tend to release short stories from time to time. Depending on the occasion, and my own thoughts and experiences. ...And the odd fan-fic.

I'm also on Wattpad. Just putting it out there. Though I still need to organise a few things here and there. But expect some big things in the future.

So without further ado, I welcome you to this Owalicious little corner! (don't mind the bird puns ^^) Enjoy your stay!

Favourite Movies

Wall-E, Beauty And The Beast, Robin Hood (the Disney animated one), Toy Story 3, Finding Nemo, Lord Of The Rings, Back To The Future

Favourite TV Shows

Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, FMA, pretty much anything with a good story line, some wonderful characters...and which can make me laugh and cry

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Lana Del Ray, Gorillaz, pretty much anything that can suck me into a good story...or send my pulse flying. Or both

Favourite Books

Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Book Thief, Eleanor and Park

Favourite Writers

Ray Bradbury, C. S. Lewis, Suzanne Collins, Sylvia Plath

Favourite Games

Pokemon (especially Mystery Dungeon, makes me tear up so much), Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem Legend of Zelda, pretty much any game, especially the ones that can make me feel something deep

Favourite Gaming Platform

3DS, PC, PS2, ...3DS...

Other Interests

ANIME, acting, singing, gaming, casual voice acting and quite a few others actually

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BirdSomething

Mar 20, 2017

This Update May Be The Last One On DA For A While

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So, you’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been the last month and a bit (unless you’ve been keeping up with my first and currently latest rp here, which is kinda starting to heat up towards something really really great  —I’d like to think that anyway ) Well…answer to that’s quite…multifaceted (hey, like a gem—now I’m making SU gem puns  --goes to show I’m still sobering up/now high on caffeine and love  —more on that later) So first off…uni. Actually, UNI!! YEAHHHH!!!                        I’ve started, and it’s been a heck of a lot of fun (I&#821

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BirdSomething

Feb 24, 2017

Something Important I Need To Talk About

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...As you may know, Em (Xiximagicramen on here, Xion Kelly on youtube) is one of my closest friends--certainly one of my closest if not closest and besets friends of the female gender. ...And as you may also know, she's going through some rough stuff right now. So...if you can, give her some love, please. http://xiximagicramen.deviantart.com If you want to help her please, go do that--comment on her page, note her, or something. Don't harass her though; just write something positive, motivational, something that'll help her out. Just please, if you can, even if it's only a little, please do it--she's one of the most positive and bubbliest

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BirdSomething

Feb 15, 2017

This Is Quite The Major Inquisitor Update You Know

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So...I've been on a bit of a hiatus (aside from a very fun rp   ) And yeah...that's probably going to continue, for multiple reasons. Firstly, I'm going into uni!        (starts end of this month actually...woah, it really has been a while, hasn't it?  ) Secondly, work work work (family franchise business kind of work, if you know what I mean) And thirdly...some other stuff. Background stuff. Personal stuff. All of that. Anyway, I recently uploaded a little something on the good old youtube   ...And yes, there are some characters from Inquisitor Chronicles in this Valentine's Day themed vid. Some really main ones.    And yes, they are talkin